Q: What is the difference between a Raiders fan and a baby?Ī: The baby will stop whining after awhile. Q: What do the Oakland Raiders and possums have in common?Ī: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! Q: Why is Latavius Murray like a grizzly bear? Q: What did the Raiders fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?Ī: 'Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!' Q: What's the difference between the Oakland Raiders and a dollar bill?Ī: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q: How do you know the California State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Oakland.Ī: For the first offense, they give you two Raiders tickets.

Q: How many Raiders fans does it take to change a light bulb?Ī: None they are happy living in the Broncos shadow! Q: What do you call an Oakland Raider with a Super Bowl ring? Q: What is the new Raiders official cologne creating a lot of buzz? Q: What do the Oakland Raiders and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common?Ī: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday. Q: What do the Los Angeles Police Department and the Oakland Raiders have in common?

Q: Did you hear about the joke that Derek Carr told his receivers? Q: Why can't Derek Carr use the phone anymore?